God's Image

Freyashawk: There is this claim that 'Man was created in God's image'. What do you say to that?

God: Well, it is absurd, of course. I am not human. I have no gender, no species, no limitations in fact. You can't squeeze God into a box and expect it to contain the entirety of what I am, because I am infinite.

Freyashawk: So you are neither male nor female.

God: Of course not. I can, however, assume any form I desire, but although I sometimes enjoyed parlour tricks of that sort, over the centuries they have lost some of their attraction.